i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
no SCORE 23
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
muggle born SCORE 14
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
help, i woke up SCORE 32
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
a true work of art SCORE 13
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 37
