Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Do go on… SCORE 192
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
Yes. SCORE 285
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
LOL. SCORE 231
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Imagine. SCORE 366
Like a boss. SCORE 244
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Crap. SCORE 246
How I die. SCORE 254
It’s true. SCORE 163
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
My hobby. SCORE 188
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Typical cop… SCORE 135
