what obama looks like SCORE -9
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
bender logic SCORE 7
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
jabba the cat SCORE 3
Coincidence? SCORE 87
duckface SCORE -6
Soon! SCORE 132
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Human stahp SCORE 0
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Sibling Love SCORE 10
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Would not bang SCORE -8
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -23
Feeling down? SCORE 104
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
I’d live here. SCORE 225
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170