GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Logic. SCORE 188
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Getting older. SCORE 142
