When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
The ol’ Switcheroo SCORE 102
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 90
They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Git Gud SCORE 118
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Heard flights are expensive though.. SCORE 100
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
heroes SCORE 54
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
