You’re fired! SCORE 191
Bill Gates is a ninja. SCORE 197
Moustacha. SCORE 154
90s nerd vs. 2011 hipster. SCORE 204
I never got your text. SCORE 178
Har har har. SCORE 225
Hearing aids. SCORE 277
Fencing… also for old people. SCORE 165
I know kung fu. SCORE 148
A well balanced diet. SCORE 241
Wild sneeze cometh… SCORE 79
A cat’s life. SCORE 106
Sorry Pacman… SCORE 170
Wuv. SCORE 154
Well played. SCORE 152
Remember you’re not alone. SCORE 220
The juggling drummer. SCORE 216
Atheists pick and choose their morals. SCORE 387
Flight paths. SCORE 207
Do want. SCORE 193
Meanwhile in America… SCORE 142
Highly suspect… SCORE 54
When I plank, you plank, we plank. SCORE 199
Breaking news: HOVER BOARDS! SCORE 202
Bacon. SCORE 214
Royal-tea. SCORE 201
I want cookie. SCORE 129
Vincent Van Gogh to Disneyland. SCORE 98
Get in one little fight. SCORE 261
How to speak like Kristen Stewart. SCORE 214
Words. SCORE 261
Beware of Limbo Dancers! SCORE 142