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I+guess+I+need+a+floating+hammock+bathtub
Now+I+celebrate+my+birthday+twice+a+year
Now I celebrate my birthday twice a year SCORE 57
Heavy+metal%21
Heavy metal! SCORE 65
Sometimes+it%26%238217%3Bs+better+to+be+lucky+than+smart
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than smart SCORE 25
Is+the+bowl+really+full%2C+though%3F+Yes.+It+is.
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
They+call+him+the+%26%238220%3BNay+Hay+Kid%26%238221%3B
They call him the “Nay Hay Kid” SCORE 22
Oreo+finally+listened.
Oreo finally listened. SCORE 46
The+charge+never+lasts+long+enough
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
Homer+Simpson+is+the+reason+gas+is+so+expensive
Homer Simpson is the reason gas is so expensive SCORE 37
Facts
Facts SCORE 70
The+goodest+boi
The goodest boi SCORE 65
What+comes+with+the+deluxe%2C+fries+and+shake%3F
What comes with the deluxe, fries and shake? SCORE 38
What+movie+did+I+wake+up+in%3F
What movie did I wake up in? SCORE 27
Harbinger+of+doom
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
He+was+given+a+second+interview%2C+oddly+enough.
He was given a second interview, oddly enough. SCORE 36
Internet%2C+you+know+what+to+do
Internet, you know what to do SCORE 35
need%26%238230%3B+coffee%26%238230%3B+immediately%26%238230%3B
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33
Warning+%26%238211%3B+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+New+York
Warning – don’t try this in New York SCORE 50
All+of+the+above
All of the above SCORE 37
VR+walk+leads+to+poop+on+the+bed.
VR walk leads to poop on the bed. SCORE 24
Game%2C+set%2C+and+match
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Blue+shells+bring+out+the+worst+in+me
Blue shells bring out the worst in me SCORE 30
Let%26%238217%3Bs+play+a+game
Let’s play a game SCORE 39
Some+dogs+are+built+different
Some dogs are built different SCORE 39
At+least+he+tried%26%238230%3B
At least he tried… SCORE 60
He%26%238217%3Bs+just+fluffy%21
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
distracts+so+good
distracts so good SCORE 28
Irreconcilable+differences
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
Happy+Gilmore+in+retirement
Happy Gilmore in retirement SCORE 37
This+is+awkward
This is awkward SCORE 23
That+kid+is+a+baller
That kid is a baller SCORE 48
Bright+future+ahead
Bright future ahead SCORE 44
Someone+went+for+a+joyride+last+night
Someone went for a joyride last night SCORE 58
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When+your+family+leaves+after+the+holidays
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
Welp%2C+seeya+later.
Welp, seeya later. SCORE 62
Financial+genius
Financial genius SCORE 74
The+lawyer%26%238217%3Bs+Christmas+card
The lawyer’s Christmas card SCORE 76
Adulthood
Adulthood SCORE 71
Merry%26%238230%3Byou+suck.
Merry…you suck. SCORE 99
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