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I+guess+I+need+a+floating+hammock+bathtub
i+want+to+meet+him
i want to meet him SCORE 52
inner+peace
inner peace SCORE 32
what+ya+lookin%26%238217%3B+for%2C+buddy%3F
what ya lookin’ for, buddy? SCORE 33
catch+my+corpse+if+you+can
catch my corpse if you can SCORE 47
dodge+this
dodge this SCORE 26
get+it+yet%3F
get it yet? SCORE 55
vampires+lack+manners
vampires lack manners SCORE 55
anyone+have+%241+billion+they+can+give+me+for+my+stress%3F
anyone have $1 billion they can give me for my stress? SCORE 38
someone+help+him+come+down
someone help him come down SCORE 20
best+investment+ever
best investment ever SCORE 47
i%26%238217%3Bm+crying
i’m crying SCORE -6
we+are+all+victims+of+physics
we are all victims of physics SCORE 48
marvel+can%26%238217%3Bt+compete
marvel can’t compete SCORE 27
there+are+ducks+on+the+gas+giant
there are ducks on the gas giant SCORE 37
I%26%238217%3Bm+always+Bob
I’m always Bob SCORE 44
please+no+one+sit+on+me
please no one sit on me SCORE 42
check+please
check please SCORE 37
it+was+a+revolutionary+time
it was a revolutionary time SCORE 48
not+the+best+way+to+break+this+news.+lol
not the best way to break this news. lol SCORE 30
eventually+I+will+fold+myself
eventually I will fold myself SCORE 30
boops+boops
boops boops SCORE 39
Disney+is+trying+its+best
Disney is trying its best SCORE 34
hallelujah%21
hallelujah! SCORE 29
mutual+hate+interests
mutual hate interests SCORE 32
they+live+under+my+bed
they live under my bed SCORE 43
my+money+is+on+the+payout
my money is on the payout SCORE 19
life+in+three+acts
life in three acts SCORE 51
only+the+fastest+survive
only the fastest survive SCORE 27
not+cool+humans
not cool humans SCORE 29
amazing+parents
amazing parents SCORE 84
the+cause+of+the+problem+and+also+the+solution
the cause of the problem and also the solution SCORE 52
finally%21+something+the+simpsons+didn%26%238217%3Bt+do+first
finally! something the simpsons didn’t do first SCORE 34
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he%26%238217%3Bll+never+know
he’ll never know SCORE 20
too+bad+batman+never+laughs
too bad batman never laughs SCORE 17
need+lots+of+space+to+run+around
need lots of space to run around SCORE 10
story+of+my+life
story of my life SCORE 20
there+was+nothing+i+could+do+to+stop+it
there was nothing i could do to stop it SCORE 16
things+could+be+worse
things could be worse SCORE 24
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