I don’t plan. SCORE 117
When they’re trying to get you to train the new employee SCORE 91
I’m a potato SCORE 44
Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin SCORE 130
A modern Cinderella SCORE 144
Type A vs type B smell the flowers SCORE 172
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
The Michael Phelps diet SCORE 66
Long day. SCORE 111
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 160
Margot Robbie insulting Will Smith SCORE 111
That pottery scene from Ghost except… SCORE 59
16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong SCORE 98
Helicopter Pilots View SCORE 94
Roasted. SCORE 130
I want to be where the people aren’t SCORE 76
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Little boy needed to know if Obama’s hair was actually like his own. SCORE 165
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
Time SCORE 52
Being an adult SCORE 93
Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 147
I love watching the Olympics SCORE 143
Goldilocks and the Relationship Analysts SCORE 203
Forever a class act in times of trouble SCORE 166
When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
Many of the worlds great swimmers never got to compete… SCORE 92
Worst first date SCORE 122
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 159
Coffee creamer SCORE 95
When do you feel the most beautiful? SCORE 161
Here’s Some Serious Advice SCORE 173
