what guard? SCORE 20
that’s why they call it “falling asleep”… SCORE 6
pretty much how the beginning of appointments go SCORE 36
*chooses all four* SCORE 18
this image file can never be lossless SCORE -17
some days captcha chooses violence SCORE 45
this pun has me howling SCORE 20
what a good idea! SCORE 11
“does someone smell popcorn?” to add more fire to the mix SCORE 12
a perfectly good way to waste so much time SCORE 29
the top 10 states to live in: SCORE 24
how to deal with cat vampires SCORE 27
e(l)mo SCORE 27
balls to the wall SCORE 21
professional swingers SCORE 22
i just want validation that i’m a capable adult SCORE 7
well…i suppose that’s true too… SCORE 11
they’re the same picture SCORE 32
an unimportant venn diagram SCORE 23
sorry cattos…but i have to… SCORE 15
it’s beautiful SCORE 30
that’s a poké-man SCORE 16
a true masterplates SCORE 21
the ideal list of names SCORE 23
saving lives out here SCORE 26
just need to remember the monty hall problem to avoid this! SCORE 12
“good thing I have 18 spare meals and a basement full of cookies, dearie” SCORE 9
smh, mom SCORE 21
gone in a flash SCORE 35
turtle power SCORE 21
learn something new every day SCORE 11
i wonder how effective this’d be SCORE 26
