dog bites everything SCORE 23
battle snake SCORE 26
species and age, please SCORE 40
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
the dishes… again SCORE 27
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
the tiger is out SCORE 33
new australian spider SCORE 24
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
pupils dilate SCORE 45
earth sandwich SCORE 39
we are the math problem SCORE 35
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
don’t send help SCORE 19
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
potato shaped SCORE 10
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
distraction level expert SCORE 13
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
