It’s true. SCORE 208
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 248
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Sharkspear. SCORE 354
Did you know? SCORE 233
Dog logic. SCORE 281
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Oh really? SCORE 174
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
How politics work. SCORE 298
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Every time. SCORE 182
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
YOLO. SCORE 128
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
When the blanket is the wrong way. SCORE 261
Every time… SCORE 142
