I can jump higher than a house SCORE 181
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
How the internet works. SCORE 120
Time Travelers. SCORE 108
Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
The drive poo. SCORE 73
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
Flirting SCORE 14
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
Dad? SCORE 111
A Day Made of Glass SCORE 5
Grandma! SCORE 144
Hipster world problems. SCORE 121
Goldfish trash bags. SCORE 145
Stephen King. SCORE 264
Winning. SCORE 417
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 58
Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 205
The Levitron Revolution. SCORE 35
True terror… SCORE 207
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
Words. SCORE 237
Social media. SCORE 46
Poke-Cat SCORE 130
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
Seems legit. SCORE 139
What I think vs. What I say. SCORE 261
The actual size of a blue whale heart SCORE 118
