A swimming pool at Hearst Castle. SCORE 300
Jabba the Cupcake. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 78
Gold digger. SCORE 12
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
99 problems. SCORE 205
Be mine? SCORE 127
Seems legit SCORE 2
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 342
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
My cat thinks she’s a horse. SCORE 70
I need this. SCORE 10
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
Kids can be so cruel. SCORE 132
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
BURN! SCORE 9
Maximum derp. SCORE 153
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 232
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
Grieving is hard. SCORE 2
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
The life of a fortune. SCORE 157
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
The cutest bunny! SCORE 103
Deer logic. SCORE 145
Death Star lollipops. SCORE 109
