Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Weird SCORE 46
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Under Water SCORE 98
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Totally SCORE 87
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
