it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
who’s in? SCORE 34
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
definitely a dog SCORE 45
excuse me SCORE 19
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
clever SCORE 29
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
they get huge SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
english burn SCORE 27
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
this is why i drink SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i’m canceling SCORE 9
back to bed! SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
omg SCORE 20
i have layers SCORE 32
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
