prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i have layers SCORE 33
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
an impossible task SCORE 20
omg SCORE 20
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
back to bed! SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
they get huge SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
english burn SCORE 27
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29