The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Hello, child. SCORE 26
Eat some greens, doll. SCORE 17
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You’ve heard about Rooftop Koreans… how about Storefront Sikhs? SCORE 26
Never forget. SCORE 29
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Who turned off the lights? SCORE 14
Theodore Roosevelt forded a river on a moose, BTW. SCORE 23
Cameras out. SCORE 24
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
do your best, babe. SCORE 26
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
It’s fair to be upset. SCORE 28
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
Driving an Edison SCORE 31
DJ Jazzy Jeff knew. SCORE 27
I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 27
Also when their team wins… SCORE 23
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
GDPR is for coooOOkie crisp. SCORE 32
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
White House during the last hours of may, 2020 SCORE 25
This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 23
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23
Death by words SCORE 24
PASS SCORE 19
thicc SCORE 13
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
