my body is ideal SCORE 2
close enough SCORE 5
there goes my self esteem SCORE 11
new year new me SCORE 6
delivered SCORE 17
*closes door* SCORE 20
make me SCORE 17
there is no parole SCORE 11
a true artist SCORE 16
he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
her day is ruined SCORE 8
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
night night SCORE 5
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13
walmart please explain SCORE 28
i have so many fans SCORE 15
food always wins SCORE 20
brothers can be so cruel SCORE 11
buzz lightyear is hot SCORE 10
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 17
dad level expert SCORE 5
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
crud SCORE 20
suckers SCORE 23
chew your food SCORE 14
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 29
happy halloween! SCORE 29
i could use a good laugh SCORE 24
just in case SCORE 18
