Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
You are the father! SCORE 252
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Words. SCORE 293
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Obvious. SCORE 349
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Distractions. SCORE 194
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Do I know you? SCORE 217
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217