Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Password problems SCORE 72
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Coachella SCORE 55
You and your family. Also your extended family. SCORE 39
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Facebook is the perfect place to be passive agressive SCORE 40
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
Disappointment SCORE 50
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 64
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Brofish SCORE 75
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76