new girlfriend? SCORE 77
Ouch. SCORE 63
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 80
Cash me outside. SCORE 57
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Oh dear SCORE 109
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
Favorite roommate SCORE 80
When someone denies your hug. SCORE 61
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Jesse, its time to cook! SCORE 130
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
I’ll never have a family of my own SCORE 79
Heartbreak SCORE 110
My older brother SCORE 62
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 123
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Shrek is Love SCORE 91
An eerie look into our future. SCORE 40
Roboof SCORE 66
a stealthy rascal boy SCORE 73
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
