How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
The truth. SCORE 259
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
This is my jam! SCORE 257
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
The color of freedom. SCORE 282
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
I do this every time. SCORE 253
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162