Contractions. SCORE 67
Sorry, I’ve gotta take this SCORE 75
WTF PEZ?! Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. SCORE 36
”I’m proud of my gay son”, New York City 1974 SCORE 132
Trying to go to bed early. SCORE 103
I’ve never wanted to be in a gang more than this one SCORE 123
Being David Tennant. SCORE 85
Irony is that it is posted on Tumblr SCORE 190
Life Without Timekeeping SCORE 101
I need my daily hit. SCORE 74
If life gives you lemons… SCORE 106
There Could Be A Ghost SCORE 72
Band kids are obsessed. SCORE 134
Touching Letter Bush Sr. left to Bill Clinton at the White House SCORE 58
You gotta protect those eyeballs SCORE 133
Progress SCORE 73
So Much Of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted… SCORE 92
Benny Boo Boo SCORE 158
Depression SCORE 142
Shaquille O’Neal next to a replica of the tallest man to have lived SCORE 101
Settle down there Thor SCORE 143
Costco likes to live dangerously SCORE 119
That’s all I want in life SCORE 184
So This Is How You Hunt Them SCORE 64
Medicine Lake, Alberta. SCORE 116
My girlfriend just sent me this with no context SCORE 100
A girl has no name. SCORE 119
What brought you to Florida? SCORE 147
Teen pregnancy SCORE 125
Laughs Microscopically SCORE 136
Jumping to Conclusions SCORE 170
Yes SCORE 165
