
The real reason I haven't switched to ebooks. SCORE 309

Oh wise panzer! SCORE 18

That's enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 260

Bear with me for a moment... SCORE 83

1860's were lit. SCORE 19

Push! SCORE 236

The most impressive thing I've seen all day SCORE 177

The Tooth Fairy. SCORE 111

1920 Japanese Ramen delivery. SCORE 21

Meet Baby, the pitbull. SCORE 301

The greatest trainer SCORE 98

Get lost. SCORE 139

Meanwhile, In Walmart... SCORE 51

I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 43

Just pronounce it SCORE 102

Meanwhile, at The White House. SCORE 177

Netflix. SCORE 269

Do not eat raw cookie dough. SCORE 240

I hate it when teachers do this. SCORE 114

I. Am. Screwed. SCORE 155

Moutain Lightning SCORE 118

Don't Forget to Stretch SCORE 29

With your wife, essentially. SCORE 17

Number One number one! SCORE 47

Team Count von Count. SCORE 252

The phonebook. SCORE 154

The Smartest Boy Alive SCORE 145

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man! SCORE 159

Money might actually help this man. SCORE 18

God damn cat SCORE 71

priceless treasure! SCORE 103

Missed a spot... - Momma bear, probably. SCORE 33