The real reason I haven't switched to ebooks. SCORE 309
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 18
That's enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 260
Bear with me for a moment... SCORE 83
1860's were lit. SCORE 19
Push! SCORE 236
The most impressive thing I've seen all day SCORE 177
The Tooth Fairy. SCORE 111
1920 Japanese Ramen delivery. SCORE 21
Meet Baby, the pitbull. SCORE 301
The greatest trainer SCORE 98
Get lost. SCORE 139
Meanwhile, In Walmart... SCORE 51
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 43
Just pronounce it SCORE 102
Meanwhile, at The White House. SCORE 177
Netflix. SCORE 269
Do not eat raw cookie dough. SCORE 240
I hate it when teachers do this. SCORE 114
I. Am. Screwed. SCORE 155
Moutain Lightning SCORE 118
Don't Forget to Stretch SCORE 29
With your wife, essentially. SCORE 17
Number One number one! SCORE 47
Team Count von Count. SCORE 252
The phonebook. SCORE 154
The Smartest Boy Alive SCORE 145
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man! SCORE 159
Money might actually help this man. SCORE 18
God damn cat SCORE 71
priceless treasure! SCORE 103
Missed a spot... - Momma bear, probably. SCORE 33
