Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The power of barking SCORE 18
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The future. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
