i can never find the words SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
must pet the pet SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
there were no survivors SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
oh wow SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i wonder why SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i also laughed SCORE 56
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
too late SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
cats always come first SCORE 27
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
so true SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45