Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
*gunshots* SCORE 22
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33
You can do this. SCORE 47
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
