Slow Robot
Literally.
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Getting+taken+for+a+ride.
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
My+Grandmother+passed+down+her+recipes+on+a+floppy+disk
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
%2Atips+hat%2A
*tips hat* SCORE 22
Fsck+aro
Fsck aro SCORE 24
The+secret+ingredient+is+dirt.
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Good+luck+on+your+safari.
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Honesty+is+the+best+policy%2A
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
%26%238216%3BTwas+was+the+year+2020%26%238230%3B
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Satisfying+avocado+slices.
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
Life+in+the+shire%26%238230%3B
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+good+man%2C+Dale.
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Just+need+a+sec%26%238230%3B
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
Hello%2C+good+sir.
Hello, good sir. SCORE 35
Impressive+forger
Impressive forger SCORE 45
Creeptastic+numbers+that+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+work+anymore.
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
Jesus+was+baked.
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it… SCORE 29
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
You+can+get+them+back+on+eBay%26%238230%3B
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Shred+the+evidence%26%238230%3B
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
We+are+a+dynamic+bunch%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we.
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Scientists+have+a+talent+for+name+conventions.
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Keep+it+t+in+your+back+pocket.
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
MS+Paint+will+never+fail+us.
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
I+could+watch+this+show.
I could watch this show. SCORE 25
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 31
Gender+is+a+love+language.
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
The+Promening.
The Promening. SCORE 49
We+are+absolutely+not+getting+a+puppy.+%26%238211%3B+Dad
We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Party+on+Wayne.
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Have+you+tried+switching+to+Firefox%3F
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
The+gato+is+best+left+alone.
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
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No+no+no++no+cat.
No no no no cat. SCORE 103
Words.
Words. SCORE 310
Cool+cake+is+cool.
Cool cake is cool. SCORE 99
The+Jurassic+Period.
The Jurassic Period. SCORE 52
Truth.
Truth. SCORE 144
Why+I+have+a+Facebook+account%26%238230%3B
Why I have a Facebook account… SCORE 188
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