Scumbag pencil sharpener. SCORE 141
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 94
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
Om nom nom. SCORE 160
Go shave a bear SCORE 6
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Genius. SCORE 412
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
Yawning. SCORE 79
All aboard! SCORE 91
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Your concern is valid. SCORE 136
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
Awkward… SCORE 2
Nail art. SCORE 143
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 147
Mr. President? SCORE 96
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Please be troll. SCORE 241
Babies. SCORE 110
Darth Vader is a jerk. SCORE 134
Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
Did you hear that Disney… SCORE 80
Hey Batman! SCORE 17
Seems legit. SCORE 122
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
