this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
welcome to hell SCORE 28
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
do you like cake??? SCORE 23
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
we got married immediately SCORE 19
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 19
my preciouses SCORE 14
retirement is near SCORE 22
this is my lore SCORE 15
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
mosquitos, probably SCORE 30
i can hear space SCORE 24
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
acid for kids SCORE 30
feel my fatness SCORE 17