The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Goldfish. SCORE 131
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Does not compute. SCORE 109
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
Probable. SCORE 363
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
How the internet works. SCORE 230
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
My magic watch. SCORE 249
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Every time. SCORE 148
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Trollololo. SCORE 169
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Mom logic. SCORE 190
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203