No one is born hating another person… SCORE 280
How to tell your parents you’re pregnant. SCORE 360
Difference between a cat and a comma? SCORE 228
How to annoy a solider SCORE 9
Cat’s are jerks. SCORE 142
Nobody cares… SCORE 345
Just a baby elephant. SCORE 175
But… Why? SCORE 0
In an alternate universe. SCORE 220
We are all human beings. SCORE 408
The right to bear arms. SCORE 188
Villain’s accuracy any time SCORE 11
Good ol’ Canada. SCORE 263
The king of sass. SCORE 480
Faith in humanity restored (or at least for flight attendants) SCORE 621
Whenever I watch a cooking show… SCORE 250
The closest I’ve come to murder… SCORE 12
Welcome to Australia. SCORE 313
Ways to pet your cat. SCORE 164
Meanwhile on earth SCORE 5
Summer. SCORE 212
My relationship with McDonald’s SCORE 192
If Link was in… SCORE 147
Agent Elrond SCORE 6
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 213
No more side glancing. SCORE 250
Make an ant’s day SCORE 566
Woman grows little fingernail spikes out of her arms. SCORE -42
If superheroes had Instagram. SCORE 185
That’s a paddlin’ SCORE 183
She really does! SCORE 373
When people ask if I’m single… SCORE 14
