never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
watchdog SCORE 19
memory log found SCORE 16
i think they planned-et SCORE 42
computer muter SCORE 21
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
console culture SCORE 14
working it out now SCORE 29
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
a shell of a point SCORE 35
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 18
baby food SCORE 14
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
half-baked SCORE 16
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
streaming meaning SCORE 21
taking cover SCORE 14
overboard overloading SCORE 18
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
hee hee SCORE 12
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
boasting brains SCORE 13
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
peeking perusal SCORE 11
one of these is not like the others SCORE 18
