It took almost 50 years, but I set 400mph speed record in my dad's car last weekend. 👍 SCORE 87
I do love pizza, though. SCORE 63
Mother? SCORE 89
You Need To Learn To Hate Life SCORE 120
Why I speed in the Walmart parking lot. SCORE 299
Deep thoughts SCORE 148
Having a puppy is straight-up better than having love SCORE 80
Every time I post my photo to Facebook. SCORE 116
A typical day for me. SCORE 228
How I feel about jeans with fake pockets. SCORE 193
Moffat can't touch Harkness. SCORE 185
Bridesmaids. SCORE 142
Love. SCORE 263
Life is memories SCORE 113
This snake came to the wrong neighborhood. SCORE 200
Doctor What? SCORE 149
The case of the disappearing Chapstick. SCORE 180
When you're in the mood but your boyfriend isn't... SCORE 132
Says BP... SCORE 233
They see me rollin'... SCORE 180
The Ottomans are resofasing! SCORE 128
Avoiding life... SCORE 80
"Wow, you're cool." SCORE 222
How to get a job in 2018 SCORE 63
.. it's usually me. SCORE 99
I feel bad that guys always have to be the tough one. :/ SCORE 196
How to cut down on Christmas spending this year... SCORE 80
Andy trying to become a cop. SCORE 193
How politics work. SCORE 120
100 DABCHERY SCORE 49
Captain America vs. Deadpool SCORE 180
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
