Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Every time. SCORE 148
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Probable. SCORE 363
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Trollololo. SCORE 169
You complete me. SCORE 104
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
Goldfish. SCORE 131
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Mom logic. SCORE 190
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
