The toaster knife. SCORE 10
After my parents dropped me off for college. SCORE 307
d: SCORE 5
Public Advisory. SCORE 247
Life. SCORE 101
A sandwich for every day of the month. SCORE 117
Parenting SCORE 9
How to make hip hop hits. SCORE 66
Inner child. SCORE 84
Why I’m still single. SCORE 149
People with swag. SCORE 191
Uncanny SCORE 12
Bunny! SCORE 145
Periodic table SCORE 15
I love you, bacon. SCORE 75
Is cheating morally wrong? SCORE 7
How to make the best salad ever. SCORE 145
We must repopulate! SCORE 20
That’s enough petting for one day… SCORE 202
SHOPPING PROBLEMS. SCORE 4
Workout evidence. SCORE 119
I need a quick answer SCORE 17
How to creep out your house guests. SCORE 198
How life should be proportioned. SCORE 190
In an alternate universe. SCORE 226
How I start each day. SCORE 160
Ladies? SCORE 128
How to troll a stranger. SCORE 223
What Happens if Your Body is Exposed to the Vacuum of Space? SCORE 42
Trust fall fail. SCORE 62
Like a boss. SCORE 190
Don’t forget to play. SCORE 126
