prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
an impossible task SCORE 20
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
i always spill SCORE 17
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
hi friend! SCORE 31
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
they get huge SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
i have layers SCORE 33
i’m canceling SCORE 9
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38