
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74

I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55

The life of a book. SCORE 74

Oh my lawd. SCORE 79

Walk and talk its. SCORE 73

Paragraph. SCORE 52

Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48

+ cry. SCORE 119

How to find a dog. SCORE 65

Timeout buddy. SCORE 25

Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69

Advanced Twitter SCORE 116

The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56

This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39

That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58

Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72

When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47

The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117

*smol crunches* SCORE 38

Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58

Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95

I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55

Challenge accepted… SCORE 63

Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49

Inconceivable. SCORE 57

Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77

Are you even real? SCORE 113

The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106

I GUESS SCORE 46