Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
I GUESS SCORE 46
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44