Talking to dad. SCORE 300
I need this. SCORE 174
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
How to steal an old person. SCORE 198
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Askhole. SCORE 101
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
No ink? SCORE 139
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
In case of love. SCORE 120
A multi-tool case for your iPhone. SCORE 245
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 170
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Sad. SCORE 213
This January. SCORE 265
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
