friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
did i stutter? SCORE 12
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
i like bananas SCORE 9
every segment on the news SCORE 14
accidental beauty SCORE 31
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
zero traction SCORE 11
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
it’s perfect SCORE 21
cats find a way SCORE 23
