it even gives you checkered shorts SCORE 8
it’s impossible, i’ve tried SCORE 33
come and listen to the stories i shall tell SCORE 13
just some light humor SCORE 8
they’ll never see it coming SCORE 23
if you know, you know SCORE -8
karateeth SCORE 15
you can do better than someone who is doing not better *nodnod* SCORE 40
“Hey you! You’re healthy! Are you ok???” SCORE 14
capri-sun can solve marital conflicts SCORE 19
priorities are priorities SCORE 11
y u no simple SCORE 24
this list speaks no lie SCORE 10
i dont wanna tacobout it SCORE 9
no apple can save you from my wrath SCORE 16
not now, self demons SCORE 12
let’s just forget i said that SCORE 22
i bet they cook shrimp in that house SCORE 15
honestly would benefit if my therapist knew memes SCORE 14
and also asks, “what would you do if you didnt have the suitcase you packed with you when you land?” SCORE 22
maybe he knows something we don’t SCORE 20
*hears the sound of Charlie Brown’s parents talking* SCORE 22
just breathe, itll be ok SCORE 12
wow that’s fascinating SCORE 22
i am the funny man SCORE 7
did anyone else play with this all the time SCORE 30
it means your car is lit, man SCORE 22
10/10 would hire this person SCORE 19
thanks that had me stumped SCORE 29
wolförian was here SCORE 14
got my driver’s license… SCORE -5
i’m doing this from now on SCORE 23