i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
boom SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
all natural SCORE 22
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 10
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 22
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
not a high success rate SCORE 25
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
enter my what now? SCORE 27
fancy af SCORE 10
therapy burn SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9