i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
boom SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
therapy burn SCORE 29
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
not a high success rate SCORE 25
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 27
til death do us part SCORE 23
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
