What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
*easily amused* SCORE 46
George Harrison and Bob Dylan playing tennis in 1969. SCORE 16
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Kool kids buffet SCORE 26
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 35
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
City’s full. SCORE 20
1943 $1000 dollar bill. SCORE 22
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Barista good. SCORE 61
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
This does make me happy… SCORE 41
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
The struggle was real… SCORE 22
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
Born to ride… SCORE 23
Not bad… SCORE 36
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
