Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
My Man! SCORE 107
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Be Lucy SCORE 77
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Measures of success SCORE 81
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
A Flamingo SCORE 145
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
