The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
easy money SCORE 29
Happy little trees SCORE 50
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Plot twist! SCORE 42
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Awkward SCORE 69