i regret everything! SCORE 16
all these years later still funny SCORE 25
vampyramid scheme SCORE 26
and this is the third day in a row i’m eating it for lunch SCORE 15
so i have a confession to make SCORE 9
and now i want to touch it SCORE 13
my inner adorable tiger SCORE 24
excuse me??? SCORE 21
you need an adult SCORE 19
this is probably true SCORE 12
the cat gets the house SCORE 33
don’t judge me SCORE 22
i am the night SCORE 32
good question SCORE 29
how to get your kids to behave during the holidays SCORE 11
it totally dew SCORE 11
every time i do it makes me laugh SCORE 4
busted! SCORE 27
the ocean is gazpacho SCORE 14
this flower is so metal SCORE 20
i hate you, i just don’t know why yet SCORE 26
he has taco bell SCORE 30
look at all the pretty colors! SCORE 25
and just like that a classic was born SCORE 25
once you hit 30 everything falls apart SCORE 24
gotta pay the bills! SCORE 29
the mercury man of steel SCORE 22
goats have their own physics SCORE 18
birds are pretty incredible SCORE 40
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 9
one of us SCORE 20
you can’t ‘c’ in the dark SCORE 15