Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Be Lucy SCORE 77
A Flamingo SCORE 145
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
It has begun SCORE 86
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Measures of success SCORE 81
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 105
