I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Puppy! SCORE 107
BURN! SCORE 232
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Drama! SCORE 172
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Accurate. SCORE 174
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
China vs Germany SCORE 294
No. SCORE 88
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Every time. SCORE 123
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
40 years later. SCORE 121
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
How the internet works. SCORE 181
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
The gun lamp. SCORE 53